Wednesday, December 27, 2006

All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them. Quotes Dec 27, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Before giving someone a piece of mind, be sure you have enough to spare!
2- Failure doesn't mean: "You accomplished nothing". It means: "You have learned something".
3- You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
4- We cannot discover new oceans until we have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
5- Our life is what our thoughts make it.

next olympics would be... (1)

next olympics would be... (2)

next olympics would be... (3) ( Contradictory Words ) Dec 27, 2006

Oxymorons of the day

1- Big Sip.
2- Copyrighted Fake.
3- Eyes Wide Shut.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Santa Clause Visits Lebanon

Forgot something?

Men Vs Women


1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.


1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Nice Seat Quotes Dec 22, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Humans are the only animals who can have sex over the phone. -- Dave Letterman.
2- There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin
3- On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Allen
4- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. -- Ralph Bus
5- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Crazy Photos ( Contradictory Words ) Dec 22, 2006

Oxymorons of the day

1- Random Logic.
2- Smart Ass.
3- War Games.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Joke of the day!

Son asks difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

Which is more painful?

This one...

Or This...????? Quotes Dec 10, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
2- We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
3- The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
4- Why do some displays of "I love you only" Valentine cards sell them in multi-packs?
5- When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!

Lovers ( Contradictory Words ) Dec 10, 2006

Oxymorons of the day

1- Grape Nuts.
2- Living Dead (Biomortia).
3- Non-Stop Flight.