Thursday, May 17, 2007 Quotes May 17, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
2- I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -- Phyllis Diller
3- Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. -- Winston Churchill
4- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson
5- A man who has no regrets is a repeat offender.

Funny Toons 1

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Funny Toons 3

Six Types of Orgasm?

There are at least six types of ORGASM of a WOMAN:

The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes................
The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................
The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...........
The Traveler: Ahhh, I'm coming, I'm coming............
The Religious: Oh God, Oh God.........................
The Userer: Ahh, More, More, More.................. ( Contradictory Words ) May 17, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Less is More.
2- Neo Retro.
3- Preliminary Conclusion.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Driving Habits

One hand on wheel, one hand out of window: Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female pedestrians, conversation with someone in next car: Welcome to Lebanon!

Beautiful Snapshots Quotes April 17, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin
2- When we learn all the answers, they change the questions.
3- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
4- When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress.
5- You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.

When Mum gets Angry........ ( Contradictory Words ) April 17, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Cheese Steak.
2- Door stop.
3- Full Vacuum (Bag).

Wednesday, March 07, 2007 Quotes Mar 07, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work, Y is play, Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
2- My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
3- Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. -- Franklin P. Jones
4- You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that is where the fruit is.
5- Computer Tip: Hit any user to continue.

Crazy Photos

Crazy Photos ( Contradictory Words ) Mar 07, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Scientific Creationism.
2- Tears of Joy.
3- Almost Ready.