Laph.com Quotes May 17, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
2- I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -- Phyllis Diller
3- Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. -- Winston Churchill
4- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson
5- A man who has no regrets is a repeat offender.

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Six Types of Orgasm?

There are at least six types of ORGASM of a WOMAN:

The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes................
The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................
The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...........
The Traveler: Ahhh, I'm coming, I'm coming............
The Religious: Oh God, Oh God.........................
The Userer: Ahh, More, More, More..................

Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) May 17, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Less is More.
2- Neo Retro.
3- Preliminary Conclusion.

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