Monday, January 29, 2007

Overload (1)

Overload (2) Quotes Jan 29, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions.
2- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -- Bryan White
3- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
4- It works! Now if only I could remember what I did...
5- Hi, my name is Any Key. Please don't hit me!

Funny Kids ( Contradictory Words ) Jan 29, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Brilliant Stupidity.
2- Deafening Silence.
3- Flat Curve.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

World's Largest Liger (Lion + Tiger)

World's Largest Liger (Lion + Tiger) Quotes Jan 21, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
2- What you believe will depend very much on what you are.
3- Thoughts lead to acts. Acts lead to habits. Habits lead to character. And our character will determine our eternal destiny.
4- We are never nowhere. We are always now here.
5- We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm wonderful. -- Mike Ditka, on Jim McMahon

Crazy Shoes ( Contradictory Words ) Jan 21, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Restless Sleep.
2- Still Wind.
3- X-ray Therapy.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Sweet Dreams

Health food makes me sick. Quotes Jan 06, 2007

Quotes of the day

1- If you want a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. -- Albert Einstein
2- Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their mind, can change the outer aspects of their lives.
3- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
4- Can it be a mistake that "desserts" gives "stressed" spelled backwards?
5- The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves.

Nice Design ( Contradictory Words ) Jan 06, 2007

Oxymorons of the day

1- Holy Crap.
2- Martial Law.
3- Organized Confusion.