Six Types of Orgasm?

There are at least six types of ORGASM of a WOMAN:

The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes................
The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................
The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...........
The Traveler: Ahhh, I'm coming, I'm coming............
The Religious: Oh God, Oh God.........................
The Userer: Ahh, More, More, More..................