10 Reasons why Lebanese cant be Terrorists

1. We are always late; we would have missed all the flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

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Laph.com Quotes Nov 25, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- If corn oil comes from corn… where does baby oil come from?
2- The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
3- The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!
4- There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met.
5- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Nov 25, 2006

Oxymorons of the day

1- Warm as Ice.
2- Artificial Intelligence.
3- Easy Problem.

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Joke of the Day!

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

The right angle photo shots (1)

Laph.com Quotes Nov 10, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
2- There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.
3- Actions lie louder than words!
4- Ignorance breeds stupidity.
5- It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.

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The right angle photo shots (2)

Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Nov 10, 2006

Oxymorons of the day

1- Non-Toxic Bug Spray.
2- Random Order.
3- Snow White Tan (Ziggy Stardust, David Bowie).

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One forgives to the degree that one loves.

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Joke of the Day!

Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

Farthest Toilet

Laph.com Quotes Nov 06, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- The trouble with work is - it's so daily.
2- If the world is spinning so quickly why don't we all get dizzy?
3- The older I get, the older old is.
4- The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
5- There are three secrets to success: The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open." The second is "Don't tell everything you know."

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Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Nov 06, 2006

Oxymorons of the day

1- Easy Task.
2- Graphic Language.
3- Living Martyr.

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