Laph.com Quotes Dec 22, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Humans are the only animals who can have sex over the phone. -- Dave Letterman.
2- There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin
3- On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Allen
4- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. -- Ralph Bus
5- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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