Laph.com Quotes April 29, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp
2- If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable. -- Russell Bell
3- Eat healthy, live right, die anyway.
4- Money can buy a house but not a home.
5- God gave us two ears and one mouth, which indicates we should listen twice as much as we speak.

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