Laph.com Quotes April 26, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Experience is always the hardest teacher, because you take the test before you learn your lesson.
2- Don't have sex, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
3- A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell
4- Treat me like an angel and I'll be your little devil.
5- They say the truth will set you free, but then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

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