Laph.com Quotes April 28, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city. -- George Burns
2- Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?
3- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. -- Brendan
4- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. -- Phyllis Diller
5- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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