Laph.com Quotes March 11, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
2- I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months; I don’t like to interrupt her.
3- Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
4- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
5- Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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