Laph.com Quotes March 10, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2- First guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
3- War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
4- ASSUME = you make an ASS out of U and ME.
5- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

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