Laph.com Quotes March 08, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Your failure to plan ahead does not make it my emergency!
2- Lord, put one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.
3- I don't like mariage, if i do it it's only for the pleasure of divorce.
4- Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
5- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS.

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