Laph.com Quotes March 05, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Why is it that a pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance?
2- Double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke please.
3- The tongue has no bone but it breaks bone.
4- When God wants to send us a gift, he always wraps it in a problem.
5- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

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