Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Ways to turn down

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours .
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HE: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share.

SHE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

SHE: Your face must turn a few heads.
HE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

SHE: I think I could make you very happy.
HE: Why? Are you leaving?

SHE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

SHE: Can I have your name?
HE: Why? Don't you already have one?

SHE: Shall we go see a movie?
HE: I've already seen it.

SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

SHE: Is this seat empty?
HE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

SHE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
HE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

SHE: Where have you been all my life?
HE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


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