Laph.com Quotes March 09, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on TV?", I said "Dust".
2- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
3- And if i miss my graduation, then i'll have one long vacation!
4- The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
5- I used to think life was hard because I had no shoes... until I met a man with no feet.

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