Laph.com Quotes June 26, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- The only time you must not fail is the last time you try. -- Charles F. Kettering
2- Cherish life, for you do not get another one.
3- Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings, then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
4- The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.
5- You know that little indestructible black box used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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