Laph.com Quotes June 22, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. -- Bob Monkhouse
2- The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason
3- I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment. -- Oscar Levant
4- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
5- You can't test courage cautiously.

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