Reason Why I Never Visit Rich People !!

Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea?Answer: Ceylon tea.
Question: How would u like it? Black or white?
Answer:White.
Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
Answer: With milk
Question: Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please.
Question: milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um…. I'll take it black.
Question: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar
Answer: Cane sugar
Question: White… brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.
Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water
Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: Never mind, I'll rather die of thirst….