Thursday, May 04, 2006 Quotes May 4, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, then talk in your sleep.
2- What we are is God's gift to us... What we become is our gift to God.
3- I'll sleep long enough when I'm dead!
4- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
5- I knew I was an unwanted child when I saw that my bathtoys were a toaster and a curling iron. -- Joan


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