Laph.com Quotes May 3, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. -- Rodney Dangerfield
2- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
3- Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
4- You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. -- Wayne Gretzky
5- I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

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