Laph.com Quotes May 1, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. -- Edgar Wallace
2- A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
3- The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. -- William Davis
4- We are judged by what we finish, not by what we start.
5- The moon could not go on shining if it paid any attention to the little dogs that bark at it.

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