Laph.com Quotes April 1, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Cheat me once, shame on you. Cheat me twice, shame on me.
2- If you fumble at raising your child, nothing you do the rest of your life really matters.
3- Never enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
4- You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
5- The light at the end of the tunnel may be that of a freight train.

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