Laph.com Quotes March 31, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
2- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
3- Q: What is the definition of divorce? A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
4- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
5- I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

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