Prison vs Office

IN PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you..
AT WORK
You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
You get your own toilet.
AT WORK
You have to share.

IN PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


Hmm?

Which Sounds Better?