Laph.com Quotes March 17, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
2- Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
3- Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.
4- A man needs a good memory after he has lied.
5- A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart... and can sing it back to you when you have forgetten the words.

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