Laph.com Quotes March 16, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
2- If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? -- Steven
3- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
4- Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
5- We are all born equals, it's what we do with our lives that sets us apart.

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