Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

14. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

15. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

16. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

17. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

18. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

19. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

20. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

21. Father : A banker provided by nature.

22. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

23. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

24. Company Employee : One who gets paid for reading such mails......


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