Laph.com Quotes Oct 19, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Could your eyes be called an academy, because there are pupils there?
2- It is a wise father that knows his own child.
3- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it!
4- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop!
5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!

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