Laph.com Quotes Sep 3, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Big doesn't necessarily mean better... sunflowers aren't better than violets.
2- If a turtle does not have a shell on, is he homeless or naked?
3- Asking the boss for a raise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
4- Womens definition of sexy: A man doing housework.
5- All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love.

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