Friday, August 18, 2006

The Nine Important Men in a Woman's Life:

1. The Doctor: because he says: "Take your clothes off."
2. The Dentist: because he says: "Open wide."
3. The Hairdresser: because he says: "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The Milkman: because he says: "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. The Interior Decorator: because he says: "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. The Stock Broker: because he says: "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. The Banker: because he says: "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. The Hunter: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. The Telephone Guy: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?


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