Jokes of the day

"What do you use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."