Laph.com Quotes June 11, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- I was such an ugly baby.. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
2- Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
3- Don't go backwards, you've already been there. -- Ray Charles
4- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
5- When the devil starts messing, God starts blessing. -- R.W. Schambach

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