Laph.com Quotes May 17, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. -- Charles Lamb
2- The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.
3- If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?
4- I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. -- Joan Rivers
5- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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