Facts

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose?
2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3.. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!
6.. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
7.. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8.. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under
10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
12.. Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.
13.. Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A : A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a b*tch sleeps with everyone except you.
14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Breasts don't have eyes.......
15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!