Laph.com Quotes April 6, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- Sometimes it's better to keep one's mouth shut and let others wonder if one is stupid, than to open it & let them know for sure.
2- It's too bad stupidity isn't painful!
3- You know you're having a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better!
4- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
5- Dad, is it true that in parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? That happens in every country, son.

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