Laph.com Quotes April 20, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
2- Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
3- I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
4- Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
5- The best way to predict the future... is to create it.

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