Laph.com Quotes April 15, 2006

Quotes of the day

1- My partner says I never listen… or something like that I think.
2- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
4- Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
5- The one you love, is the first to hurt you.

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