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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-227309682011-04-22T06:06:58.955+03:00Mixata.comA mix of articles, ideas, quotes, jokes...Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comBlogger7181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-49549541552461115532007-05-17T18:35:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:36:11.683+03:00Laph.com Quotes May 17, 2007

Quotes of the day1- If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?2- I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -- Phyllis Diller3- Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. -- Winston Churchill4- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson5- A man who

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-24292873355805962112007-05-17T18:32:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:35:01.759+03:00Funny Toons 1

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-72451980970934313832007-05-17T18:29:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:32:17.102+03:00Funny Toons 2

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-15131708775964142972007-05-17T18:25:00.002+03:002007-05-17T18:29:07.890+03:00Funny Toons 3

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-39350725642771133142007-05-17T18:25:00.001+03:002007-05-17T18:25:52.188+03:00Six Types of Orgasm?

There are at least six types of ORGASM of a WOMAN:The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes................ The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.................... The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No........... The Traveler: Ahhh, I'm coming, I'm coming............ The Religious: Oh God, Oh God......................... The Userer: Ahh, More, More, More..................

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-63718259262900416722007-05-17T18:19:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:24:40.922+03:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) May 17, 2007

Oxymorons of the day1- Less is More.2- Neo Retro.3- Preliminary Conclusion.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-72033877010047498612007-04-17T18:51:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:52:11.868+03:00Driving Habits

One hand on wheel, one hand out of window: Chicago.One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York.One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.One hand on

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-41162868707119887632007-04-17T18:48:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:50:08.410+03:00Beautiful Snapshots

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-29848744808494041042007-04-17T18:47:00.001+03:002007-04-17T18:47:54.248+03:00Laph.com Quotes April 17, 2007

Quotes of the day1- Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin2- When we learn all the answers, they change the questions.3- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.4- When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress.5- You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-69431763164793207332007-04-17T18:46:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:47:01.646+03:00When Mum gets Angry........

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-13472782390282700122007-04-17T18:44:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:45:58.072+03:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) April 17, 2007

Oxymorons of the day1- Cheese Steak.2- Door stop.3- Full Vacuum (Bag).www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-84884944628373769542007-03-07T14:46:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:47:19.851+02:00Laph.com Quotes Mar 07, 2007

Quotes of the day1- If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work, Y is play, Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein2- My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield3- Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. -- Franklin P. Jones4- You've got to go out on a limb sometimes

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-39000920954715146952007-03-07T14:45:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:46:30.996+02:00Crazy Photos

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-55519324484923569642007-03-07T14:40:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:45:12.622+02:00Crazy Photos

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-83091313996600462262007-03-07T14:38:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:39:41.622+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Mar 07, 2007

Oxymorons of the day1- Scientific Creationism.2- Tears of Joy.3- Almost Ready.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-4747304711662846882007-02-15T18:39:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:40:51.650+02:00It was nice to meet me

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-24203247487853860802007-02-15T18:38:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:39:35.097+02:00Catch me if u can

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-33634173257551092362007-02-15T18:37:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:38:30.704+02:00Laph.com Quotes Feb 15, 2007

Quotes of the day1- My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me!2- The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.3- Love is grand; Divorce is a hundred grand.4- We can only learn love by loving.5- Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? -- Lisa Claymenwww.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-69688368485035867572007-02-15T18:35:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:36:51.371+02:00Now we r talking

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-62971718363353916122007-02-15T18:28:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:34:56.350+02:00Bad Parenting

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-48305572550139599652007-02-15T18:26:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:27:44.348+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Feb 15, 2007

Oxymorons of the day1- Indirect Communication.2- Mobile Station.3- Peacekeeping Force.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087760964490642007-01-29T18:20:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:22:40.966+02:00Overload (1)

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087634698202262007-01-29T18:18:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:20:34.700+02:00Overload (2)

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Quotes of the day1- We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions.2- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -- Bryan White3- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?4- It works! Now if only I could remember what I did...5- Hi, my name is Any Key. Please don't hit me!www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087406851773442007-01-29T18:14:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:16:46.853+02:00Funny Kids

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087241492678462007-01-29T18:12:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:14:01.513+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Jan 29, 2007

Oxymorons of the day1- Brilliant Stupidity.2- Deafening Silence.3- Flat Curve.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1169370797477227322007-01-21T11:11:00.000+02:002007-01-21T11:13:17.480+02:00World's Largest Liger (Lion + Tiger)

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1169370651372612802007-01-21T11:07:00.000+02:002007-01-21T11:10:51.373+02:00World's Largest Liger (Lion + Tiger)

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1169370427598194532007-01-21T11:06:00.000+02:002007-01-21T11:07:07.600+02:00Laph.com Quotes Jan 21, 2007

Quotes of the day1- If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.2- What you believe will depend very much on what you are.3- Thoughts lead to acts. Acts lead to habits. Habits lead to character. And our character will determine our eternal destiny.4- We are never nowhere. We are always now here.5- We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1169370339209906062007-01-21T11:03:00.000+02:002007-01-21T11:05:39.210+02:00Crazy Shoes

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Oxymorons of the day1- Restless Sleep.2- Still Wind.3- X-ray Therapy.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1168076830831939692007-01-06T11:45:00.000+02:002007-01-06T11:47:10.833+02:00Sweet Dreams

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1168076643845948522007-01-06T11:38:00.000+02:002007-01-06T11:44:03.846+02:00Health food makes me sick.

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1168076262773251602007-01-06T11:37:00.000+02:002007-01-06T11:37:42.773+02:00Laph.com Quotes Jan 06, 2007

Quotes of the day1- If you want a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. -- Albert Einstein2- Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their mind, can change the outer aspects of their lives.3- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.4- Can it be a mistake that "desserts" gives "stressed" spelled backwards?5- The measure of

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1168076203674258632007-01-06T11:34:00.000+02:002007-01-06T11:36:43.676+02:00Nice Design

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Oxymorons of the day1- Holy Crap.2- Martial Law.3- Organized Confusion.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1167233267253162662006-12-27T17:24:00.000+02:002006-12-27T17:27:47.253+02:00All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1167233000533859872006-12-27T17:22:00.000+02:002006-12-27T17:23:20.536+02:00Laph.com Quotes Dec 27, 2006

Quotes of the day1- Before giving someone a piece of mind, be sure you have enough to spare!2- Failure doesn't mean: "You accomplished nothing". It means: "You have learned something".3- You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.4- We cannot discover new oceans until we have the courage to lose sight of the shore.5- Our life is what our thoughts make it.www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1167232912574320092006-12-27T17:18:00.000+02:002006-12-27T17:21:52.576+02:00next olympics would be... (1)

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Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1167232537461894122006-12-27T17:11:00.000+02:002006-12-27T17:15:37.463+02:00next olympics would be... (3)

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1167232306848768562006-12-27T17:10:00.000+02:002006-12-27T17:11:46.883+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Dec 27, 2006

Oxymorons of the day1- Big Sip.2- Copyrighted Fake.3- Eyes Wide Shut.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166800568587441262006-12-22T17:07:00.000+02:002006-12-22T17:16:08.590+02:00Santa Clause Visits Lebanon

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166799997172369232006-12-22T17:04:00.000+02:002006-12-22T17:06:37.196+02:00Forgot something?

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166799653203539452006-12-22T16:59:00.000+02:002006-12-22T17:00:53.206+02:00Men Vs Women

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy.2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have oneAround.5. Although they always have one around them, they always try theirLuck with others.6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed offIf the

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166799535408091112006-12-22T16:57:00.000+02:002006-12-22T16:58:55.420+02:00Nice Seat

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166799394708940492006-12-22T16:55:00.000+02:002006-12-22T16:56:34.710+02:00Laph.com Quotes Dec 22, 2006

Quotes of the day1- Humans are the only animals who can have sex over the phone. -- Dave Letterman.2- There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin3- On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Allen4- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. -- Ralph Bus5- A

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166799227822992772006-12-22T16:50:00.000+02:002006-12-22T16:55:30.276+02:00Crazy Photos

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1166799036373772192006-12-22T16:49:00.000+02:002006-12-22T16:50:36.396+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Dec 22, 2006

Oxymorons of the day1- Random Logic.2- Smart Ass.3- War Games.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1165762745941711842006-12-10T16:57:00.000+02:002006-12-10T16:59:05.943+02:00Joke of the day!

Son asks difference between confidence and confidential.Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1165762613023953982006-12-10T16:55:00.000+02:002006-12-10T16:56:53.023+02:00Which is more painful?

This one...Or This...?????

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1165762519603803122006-12-10T16:54:00.000+02:002006-12-10T16:55:19.606+02:00Laph.com Quotes Dec 10, 2006

Quotes of the day1- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.2- We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?3- The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.4- Why do some displays of "I love you only" Valentine cards sell them in multi-packs?5- When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1165762425375300162006-12-10T16:52:00.000+02:002006-12-10T16:53:45.376+02:00Lovers

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1165762322065625772006-12-10T16:51:00.000+02:002006-12-10T16:52:02.086+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Dec 10, 2006

Oxymorons of the day1- Grape Nuts.2- Living Dead (Biomortia).3- Non-Stop Flight.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1164447806239720482006-11-25T11:40:00.000+02:002006-11-25T11:43:26.260+02:0010 Reasons why Lebanese cant be Terrorists

1. We are always late; we would have missed all the flights.2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1164447397444716642006-11-25T11:34:00.000+02:002006-11-25T11:36:37.446+02:00Get me out of here

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1164447246808031452006-11-25T11:33:00.000+02:002006-11-25T11:34:06.810+02:00Laph.com Quotes Nov 25, 2006

Quotes of the day1- If corn oil comes from corn… where does baby oil come from?2- The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.3- The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!4- There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met.5- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1164447208520728052006-11-25T11:32:00.000+02:002006-11-25T11:33:28.520+02:00Funny

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1164447143886670672006-11-25T11:31:00.000+02:002006-11-25T11:32:23.906+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Nov 25, 2006

Oxymorons of the day1- Warm as Ice.2- Artificial Intelligence.3- Easy Problem.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1163173029849926052006-11-10T17:35:00.000+02:002006-11-10T17:37:09.850+02:00Joke of the Day!

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1163172892585048592006-11-10T17:30:00.000+02:002006-11-10T17:34:52.616+02:00The right angle photo shots (1)

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Quotes of the day1- If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?2- There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.3- Actions lie louder than words!4- Ignorance breeds stupidity.5- It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.www.laph.com

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Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1163171395905556332006-11-10T17:07:00.000+02:002006-11-10T17:09:55.933+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Nov 10, 2006

Oxymorons of the day1- Non-Toxic Bug Spray.2- Random Order.3- Snow White Tan (Ziggy Stardust, David Bowie).www.oxymorons.info

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Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1162827365315564582006-11-06T17:32:00.000+02:002006-11-06T17:36:05.316+02:00How to teach Basketball

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Quotes of the day1- The trouble with work is - it's so daily.2- If the world is spinning so quickly why don't we all get dizzy?3- The older I get, the older old is.4- The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.5- There are three secrets to success: The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open." The second is "Don't tell everything you know."www.laph.com

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Oxymorons of the day1- Easy Task.2- Graphic Language.3- Living Martyr.www.oxymorons.info

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Quotes of the day1- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again!!2- Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and …3- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.4- There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path! -- Morpheous5- The road to success is always under construction.www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1161870973774902112006-10-26T16:54:00.000+03:002006-10-26T16:56:13.776+03:00A mother understands what a child does not say.

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Oxymorons of the day1- Unique Uniforms.2- Assistant Manager.3- Comfortably Dressed.www.oxymorons.info

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Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1161270183096932122006-10-19T18:02:00.000+03:002006-10-19T18:03:03.096+03:00Three Feelings

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, andPanic is when both are pregnant.

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Quotes of the day1- Could your eyes be called an academy, because there are pupils there?2- It is a wise father that knows his own child.3- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it!4- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop!5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1161269696520453652006-10-19T17:53:00.000+03:002006-10-19T17:54:56.520+03:00When kitty cat in love .. Meow

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Oxymorons of the day1- Never Generalize.2- Pretty Ugly.3- Sincere Phoney (Book title, James H. Boren).www.oxymorons.info

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1160721229463521902006-10-13T09:32:00.000+03:002006-10-13T09:33:49.483+03:00Dogs wait for us faithfully.

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Quotes of the day1- The quality of your question will determine the quality of the answer.2- Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.3- The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now!4- If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.5- Exams are like

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A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:"Buy me a surprise for my birthday" she said. "Something that acceleratesfrom 0 too 100 in 4 seconds"......" And I would prefer a blue one please"Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.........

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Oxymorons of the day1- Dress Shirt.2- Gang of Two.3- Light Rock.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159980702069548562006-10-04T19:47:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:51:42.070+03:00It's lonely, but you eat better.

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159980348364543362006-10-04T19:42:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:45:48.366+03:00How does a blonde print emails?

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159979910513398002006-10-04T19:35:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:38:30.516+03:00Looking forward to beat you!

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159979712959116272006-10-04T19:31:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:35:12.960+03:00Human Ball

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159979406023610692006-10-04T19:28:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:30:06.026+03:00Laph.com Quotes Oct 04, 2006

Quotes of the day1- We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails.2- The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action.3- The noblest revenge is to forgive. -- Thomas Fuller4- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?5- The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.www.laph.com

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159979318129696712006-10-04T19:26:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:28:38.130+03:00Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159979140574776642006-10-04T19:21:00.000+03:002006-10-04T19:25:40.576+03:00White Lion

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Oxymorons of the day1- Tragic Comedy.2- American English.3- Citizen Soldier.www.oxymorons.info

Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1159613824540249802006-09-30T13:55:00.000+03:002006-09-30T13:57:04.540+03:00Cooling Down Dog

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Dear All,A MULTI NATIONAL COMPANY has 5 job vacancies in their deo/perfume Plant.The Package:1. Proposed salary is Net £9,000/mth,2. Health benefits3. 6 hours / day4. 5 working days / week5. Transport provided6. Medical Benefits - £8500/pmConditions:1. You only need to have a very good sense of smell.2. Willingness to explore with your nose

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