tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-227309682007-11-02T05:41:28.223+02:00Mixata.comCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comBlogger718125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-49549541552461115532007-05-17T18:35:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:36:11.683+03:00Laph.com Quotes May 17, 2007Quotes of the day
1- If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
2- I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -- Phyllis Diller
3- Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. -- Winston Churchill
4- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson
5- A Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-24292873355805962112007-05-17T18:32:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:35:01.759+03:00Funny Toons 1Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-72451980970934313832007-05-17T18:29:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:32:17.102+03:00Funny Toons 2Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-15131708775964142972007-05-17T18:25:00.002+03:002007-05-17T18:29:07.890+03:00Funny Toons 3Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-39350725642771133142007-05-17T18:25:00.001+03:002007-05-17T18:25:52.188+03:00Six Types of Orgasm?There are at least six types of ORGASM of a WOMAN:
The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes................
The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................
The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...........
The Traveler: Ahhh, I'm coming, I'm coming............
The Religious: Oh God, Oh God.........................
The Userer: Ahh, More, More, More..................Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-63718259262900416722007-05-17T18:19:00.000+03:002007-05-17T18:24:40.922+03:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) May 17, 2007Oxymorons of the day
1- Less is More.
2- Neo Retro.
3- Preliminary Conclusion.
www.oxymorons.infoCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-72033877010047498612007-04-17T18:51:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:52:11.868+03:00Driving HabitsOne hand on wheel, one hand out of window: Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
One Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-41162868707119887632007-04-17T18:48:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:50:08.410+03:00Beautiful SnapshotsCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-29848744808494041042007-04-17T18:47:00.001+03:002007-04-17T18:47:54.248+03:00Laph.com Quotes April 17, 2007Quotes of the day
1- Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin
2- When we learn all the answers, they change the questions.
3- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
4- When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress.
5- You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
www.laph.comCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-69431763164793207332007-04-17T18:46:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:47:01.646+03:00When Mum gets Angry........Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-13472782390282700122007-04-17T18:44:00.000+03:002007-04-17T18:45:58.072+03:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) April 17, 2007Oxymorons of the day
1- Cheese Steak.
2- Door stop.
3- Full Vacuum (Bag).
www.oxymorons.infoCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-84884944628373769542007-03-07T14:46:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:47:19.851+02:00Laph.com Quotes Mar 07, 2007Quotes of the day
1- If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work, Y is play, Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
2- My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
3- Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. -- Franklin P. Jones
4- You've got to go out on a limb Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-39000920954715146952007-03-07T14:45:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:46:30.996+02:00Crazy PhotosCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-55519324484923569642007-03-07T14:40:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:45:12.622+02:00Crazy PhotosCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-83091313996600462262007-03-07T14:38:00.000+02:002007-03-07T14:39:41.622+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Mar 07, 2007Oxymorons of the day
1- Scientific Creationism.
2- Tears of Joy.
3- Almost Ready.
www.oxymorons.infoCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-4747304711662846882007-02-15T18:39:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:40:51.650+02:00It was nice to meet meCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-24203247487853860802007-02-15T18:38:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:39:35.097+02:00Catch me if u canCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-33634173257551092362007-02-15T18:37:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:38:30.704+02:00Laph.com Quotes Feb 15, 2007Quotes of the day
1- My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me!
2- The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
3- Love is grand; Divorce is a hundred grand.
4- We can only learn love by loving.
5- Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? -- Lisa Claymen
Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-69688368485035867572007-02-15T18:35:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:36:51.371+02:00Now we r talkingCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-62971718363353916122007-02-15T18:28:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:34:56.350+02:00Bad ParentingCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-48305572550139599652007-02-15T18:26:00.000+02:002007-02-15T18:27:44.348+02:00Oxymorons.info ( Contradictory Words ) Feb 15, 2007Oxymorons of the day
1- Indirect Communication.
2- Mobile Station.
3- Peacekeeping Force.
www.oxymorons.infoCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087760964490642007-01-29T18:20:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:22:40.966+02:00Overload (1)Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087634698202262007-01-29T18:18:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:20:34.700+02:00Overload (2)Charbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087471933523882007-01-29T18:17:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:17:51.933+02:00Laph.com Quotes Jan 29, 2007Quotes of the day
1- We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions.
2- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -- Bryan White
3- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
4- It works! Now if only I could remember what I did...
5- Hi, my name is Any Key. Please don't hit me!
www.laph.comCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22730968.post-1170087406851773442007-01-29T18:14:00.000+02:002007-01-29T18:16:46.853+02:00Funny KidsCharbel Haddadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17589392854157904823noreply@blogger.com